The Lesser mouse-deer or Chevrotain is the smallest hoofed mammal in the world. They are shy and secretive forest dwelling relative of the deer and are rarely seen. Unlike deer, the males have no antlers, but do sport a pair of canine teeth that can be seen projecting downward from the upper jaw like two tiny tusks.
I don’t understand why that description refuses to acknowledge that this is a gif of a tiny deer farting
"Ladies and gentlemen, behold! Nature’s most ridiculous creation!"
Humanities and Political Science, Carleton University.
"The Evolution of Public Thought from Utopia to Distopia, and the Effect on Public Policy"
"Yup I’m just a Regular Heterosexual Joe, looking for a chill bro to share my innermost thoughts and feelings, maybe watch the game, go fishin’, hold me while I sleep. Y’know, regular guy stuff, totally straight"
Inflicting this on the day crowd
Life Goal: To have a Wikipedia page.
Secondary Life Goal: …With a “controversies” section.
I just described Milledgeville as ‘a place where all your fun has to be locally hand-crafted from scratch’ and I’m wondering if that’s too generous.